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August 27, 2014 – Monologue Jokes
1. TV Guide is reporting that there may be a “Full House” reboot in the works with some of the original actors reprising their roles. “I’ll do it,” said Dave Couiler, Candance Cameron, Jodie Sweeten...
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September 19, 2014 – Monologue Jokes
1. Yesterday, Larry Ellison, the world’s fifth richest person, worth $51 billion, announced he is retiring as CEO of Oracle, the company he founded in 1977. Ellison decided to step down when he...
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September 26, 2014 – Monologue Jokes
1. Two people are suing Madison Square Garden for allegedly over-serving them at a recent Billy Joel concert. When he heard the news, Joel, out of habit, exclaimed, “I wasn’t the one driving, I swear!”...
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October 1, 2014 – Monologue Jokes
1. New grandmother Hillary Clinton was presented with a slew of gifts, mostly books, for her new granddaughter, Monday afternoon at private New York City fundraiser. The presents included a special...
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June 25, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. According to a published medical study, a woman was hospitalized for days after her skinny jeans caused her to lose feeling in her legs. Said the doctors, “Yeah, I don’t think the jeans were the...
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July 2, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. Yesterday, Macy’s took Donald Trump’s menswear collection off of its shelves in response to the billionaire’s recent controversial comments regarding Mexicans. Leaving used car salesmen and scumbags...
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June 7, 2016 – Monologue Jokes
1. On Tuesday, website Buzzfeed pulled out of an advertising deal with the Republican National Committee over objections to the party’s presumptive nominee Donald Trump. Although, if you think about...
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September 23, 2019 – Monologue Jokes
1. A documentary about alleged sexual abuse by Michael Jackson won an Emmy on Saturday. In response, the estate of Michael Jackson said the late singer would be horrified by the award, mainly because...
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October 7, 2019 – Monologue Jokes
1. Authorities say that temporary water filters installed in homes in Newark are at least 97 percent effective in reducing lead in drinking water. “Newark? You know what, I think we’re good right...
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March 30, 2020 – Monologue Jokes
1. When asked why he was referring to the coronavirus as the Chinese virus last week, President Trump said, “I have to call out where it came from.” And, in his defense, he has a track record of naming...
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